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 # ❄ NixTypes (nt) ❄
-<p align="center">Because Nix doesn't hold your hand here, it shoots your fingers off and spits out the world's longest stack trace...</p>
+<p align="center">Because Nix never held your hand. It shot off your fingers off and spat out God's longest stack trace</p>
 
 >[!WARNING]
 > ✨ **Under Construction** ✨
-> NixTypes is quite a large project to do alone, but it's been staring at me for the last 12 months.
+> NixTypes is **quite** a large project to do alone, but it's been staring at me for the last 12 months.
 > If you're interested feel free to contact me and/or submit pull requests :yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
 > **Be not afraid!** It's only a matter of time until NixTypes is ready for use!
 
@@ -23,3 +23,49 @@ Some of the sweet sweet batteries included:
 3. **Pretty Printing** (no more `builtins.toString` errors)
 4. **A Module System** (say goodbye to managing all your `imports`)
 5. **Types, Types, & More Types** (Maybe/Some/None, Monads, Tree, Rose, etc)
+
+
+### ❄🎁 Parse the Parcel
+*Close your eyes with me ok? MMmmmmmmmmm yes just like that...* **NOW** imagine
+you're a moderately depressed and very sleepy programmer. You're reading a README.md
+for a type system in Nix, I doubt it's that hard. Then **whoooshhh boooom**, Zeus
+himself hath commended thee to fulfill his greatest ambition **OR DIE!!** You must
+write a function taking an attribute set of the structure
+```nix
+{
+  a = {        # optional
+    b = {      # optional
+      c = ...; # optional (any type, default: null)
+      d = ...; # optional (string, default: "hola")
+    };
+  };
+  e = {      # required
+    f = ...; # required (path)
+    g = ...; # optional (function, default: (x: x))
+    h = ...; # optional (string, default: "null")
+  };
+}
+```
+Not having a great day now are you? It's doable and not overtly difficult,
+but coming back in a couple months you'd have to decipher your solution.
+**NOW BEHOLD:**
+```nix
+# nix made simple <3
+f = attrs:
+  attrs
+  |> nt.projectOnto
+  {
+    a = {
+      b = {
+        c = null;  
+        d = "hola";
+      };
+    };
+    e = {
+      f = nt.missing "error message..."; 
+      g = x: x;
+      h = nt.verify null isString;
+    };
+  };
+  |> ...; # your logic here...
+```