diff --git a/groups/server/default.nix b/groups/server/default.nix
index cb55017..20da14e 100644
--- a/groups/server/default.nix
+++ b/groups/server/default.nix
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
     # accept Lets Encrypt's security policy
     acme = {
       acceptTerms = true;
-      defaults.email = "eclarkboman@gmail.com";
+      defaults.email = "them@dobutterfliescry.net";
     };
 
     # allow SSH keys for passwordless auth
diff --git a/homes/me/modules/cli/ssh.nix b/homes/me/modules/cli/ssh.nix
index 7e4e694..34247c8 100644
--- a/homes/me/modules/cli/ssh.nix
+++ b/homes/me/modules/cli/ssh.nix
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
       };
       matcha = {
         hostname = "192.168.88.250";
-        user = "emile";
+        user = "cry";
         port = 22;
         identityFile = "~/keys/matcha";
       };
diff --git a/homes/modules/editor/vscode.nix b/homes/modules/editor/vscode.nix
index f824b1c..7724723 100644
--- a/homes/modules/editor/vscode.nix
+++ b/homes/modules/editor/vscode.nix
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
 {
-  config,
   lib,
   pkgs,
   vscodium ? false,
@@ -20,7 +19,7 @@
             homepage ? null,
             changelog ? null,
             license ? null,
-            maintainers ? [lib.maintainers.emileclarkb],
+            maintainers ? [],
           }:
             with pkgs.vscode-utils.buildVscodeMarketplaceExtension; {
               ${publisher}.${name} = buildVscodeMarketplaceExtension {
diff --git a/hosts/butterfly/services/forgejo.nix b/hosts/butterfly/services/forgejo.nix
index 1e1c782..65a126f 100644
--- a/hosts/butterfly/services/forgejo.nix
+++ b/hosts/butterfly/services/forgejo.nix
@@ -97,9 +97,9 @@ in {
         THEMES = "forgejo-auto,forgejo-light,forgejo-dark";
       };
       "ui.meta" = {
-        AUTHOR = "Emile Clark-Boman - emileclarkb";
+        AUTHOR = "_cry64";
         DESCRIPTION = "This is my personal self-hosted git forge, where I keep and maintain personal projects! PS do butterflies cry when they're sad?";
-        KEYWORDS = "emile,clark,boman,clarkboman,emileclarkb,git,forge,forgejo,self-hosted,dobutterfliescry,butterfly,butterflies,cry,tearforge";
+        KEYWORDS = "emile,clark,boman,clarkboman,emileclarkb,cry,_cry64,cry64,dobutterfliescry,butterfly,butterflies,git,forge,forgejo,self-hosted,tearforge";
       };
 
       markdown = {
diff --git a/hosts/butterfly/services/mailserver.nix b/hosts/butterfly/services/mailserver.nix
index cd2adfc..7602302 100644
--- a/hosts/butterfly/services/mailserver.nix
+++ b/hosts/butterfly/services/mailserver.nix
@@ -24,8 +24,8 @@
 
     # NOTE: generate hashes with `mkpasswd -sm bcrypt`
     loginAccounts = {
-      "me@imbored.dev" = {
-        aliases = ["emile@imbored.dev"];
+      "them@dobutterfliescry.net" = {
+        aliases = ["cry@dobutterfliescry.net"];
         hashedPasswordFile = let
           CWD = builtins.getEnv "PWD";
           # XXX: TODO: use a secrets manager!
diff --git a/hosts/matcha/default.nix b/hosts/matcha/default.nix
index 4d5d322..ac62e39 100644
--- a/hosts/matcha/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/matcha/default.nix
@@ -19,7 +19,6 @@
 
   users.users.cry = {
     openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
-      "ssh-rsa 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 emile@deadlyserver.com"
       "ecdsa-sha2-nistp521 AAAAE2VjZHNhLXNoYTItbmlzdHA1MjEAAAAIbmlzdHA1MjEAAACFBAGEvtRs3C4hjSuvVm2lukqOvObCz5gVlFthcvpGHAqlBgZo47CNJM78WoviEQWceqtu9ZzJdRJ7qEK9ZGvTM0XTSgExkOs6YdS3J7M3i3YS1vcj9KVPinLhiE90aED/319pbYKFrRs/lRzl8XLeaPNqenNMNJBqeary8+r5u9JC6zYCeQ== me@lolcathost"
     ];
   };
diff --git a/hosts/modules/langs/dotnet.nix b/hosts/modules/langs/dotnet.nix
index 4a42f74..74ba955 100644
--- a/hosts/modules/langs/dotnet.nix
+++ b/hosts/modules/langs/dotnet.nix
@@ -36,7 +36,6 @@
         meta = {
           homepage = "https://github.com/unoplatform/uno.check";
           license = licenses.mit;
-          maintainers = [maintainers.emileclarkb];
         };
       };
   };
diff --git a/packages/angryoxide/default.nix b/packages/angryoxide/default.nix
index 7610848..d9a7632 100644
--- a/packages/angryoxide/default.nix
+++ b/packages/angryoxide/default.nix
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@
   angryoxide-meta = {
     homepage = "https://github.com/${angryoxide-owner}/${angryoxide-pname}";
     license = lib.licenses.gpl3;
-    maintainers = [lib.maintainers.emileclarkb];
   };
 
   # "Vendored LibWifi used in AngryOxide"
@@ -66,7 +65,7 @@
 
     meta =
       {
-        description = "AngryOxide's source files isolated by (@emileclarkb) into a separate Nix derivation.";
+        description = "AngryOxide's source files isolated by @_cry64 into a separate Nix derivation.";
       }
       // angryoxide-meta;
   };
diff --git a/packages/chameleonultragui/default.nix b/packages/chameleonultragui/default.nix
index 0aa10ec..13c78b4 100644
--- a/packages/chameleonultragui/default.nix
+++ b/packages/chameleonultragui/default.nix
@@ -463,7 +463,6 @@ rec {
     description = "A GUI for the Chameleon Ultra written in Flutter for crossplatform";
     homepage = "https://github.com/GameTec-live/ChameleonUltraGUI";
     license = licenses.gpl3;
-    maintainers = [maintainers.emileclarkb];
     platforms = platforms.linux;
   };
 }
diff --git a/packages/ekphos/default.nix b/packages/ekphos/default.nix
index 8e90cab..2dc837e 100644
--- a/packages/ekphos/default.nix
+++ b/packages/ekphos/default.nix
@@ -20,6 +20,5 @@ in
       description = "A lightweight, fast, terminal-based markdown research tool inspired by Obsidian";
       homepage = "https://github.com/hanebox/ekphos";
       license = lib.licenses.mit;
-      maintainers = [lib.maintainers.emileclarkb];
     };
   }