im lazy

homes/modules/fish.nix

@@ -20,18 +20,34 @@
       #   completions.enable = true;
       # };
 
-      interactiveShellInit = ''
+      interactiveShellInit = let
+        greetings =
+          [
+            "Welcome weary traveller to my shop"
+            "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
+            "Do butterflies cry when they're sad?"
+            "I hope they do"
+            "I think Alice is lost..."
+
+            "Something wicked this way comes"
+            "May your L's be many... and your bitches few"
+
+            "What a horrible night to have a curse."
+            "The ancient spirits of light and dark have been released."
+            "The god of the stars rejects your offering. The ritual can only be performed at night."
+            "You should have just died..."
+            "Supreme Witch, Calamitas has killed every player!"
+          ]
+          |> map (x: "\"${x}\"")
+          |> builtins.concatStringsSep " ";
+      in ''
         # add dotnet completions if it exists (ie we're in a virtual environment)
         if type -q dotnet
           complete -f -c dotnet -a "(dotnet complete (commandline -cp))"
         end
 
         function rand_greet
-          set weary "Welcome weary traveller to my shop"
-          set alone "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
-          set sad "Do butterflies cry when they're sad?"
-          set alice "I think Alice is lost..."
-          set greetings "$weary" "$alone" "$sad" "$alice"
+          set greetings ${greetings}
           echo -n $greetings[(random 1 (count $greetings))]
         end